SAINTS!

Did anyone watch the Falcons game last night? What a great game. However, what wasn't so great was the announcers incredible bias of the Saints. Do you think they even noticed the Saints had an opponent?

This morning, I was talking with a coworker about the apparent Saints fever that's sweeping the nation. We decided that there should be a Saints vs Saints game held in the Super Dome and should be nationally televised! Doesn't that sound like the best idea ever?! I know Jon Gruden would be giddy with excitement!

Continuing on with this style of thinking (I tend to get carried away with ridiculous ideas such as this), I typed out a fake email from Google after I typed Drew Brees' name into their website:

From: DrewBreesfansupport@google.com
Sent: Tuesday, November 03, 2009 9:35 PM
To: Matthew Joines
Cc: The Saints
Subject: SAINTS RULE!

Fellow Drew Brees fan,

Thank you for your interest into Drew Brees and the Saints. We see that you looked at his Wikipedia page recently, but please understand that website can be full of false information. The following is the truth about Drew:

Drew Brees is actually from the great state of New Orleans Saints and was born right in the Super Dome (The home of the New Orleans Saints!)! Brees played middle school, high school, and college football for the New Orleans Saints and is the MVP of the Saints for 31 years! He’s currently the best quarterback in the NNOSFL (National New Orleans Saints Football League) according to everyone! He’s thrown infinity touchdowns in his tenure as a Saint and negative infinity interceptions (The “interception” that those terrible refs called last night was later reviewed by league officials (Drew Brees) and determined to be an act of sorcery and against the rules).

Brees was in a sportscenter commercial that is agreed by everyone that has ever seen it (and some that haven’t) to be the greatest commercial ever created and a deal is being worked out for a channel that will exclusively play the ad in a loop. Drew Brees is currently in talks with becoming the spokesman for all consumer products.

In the football game against the Falcons last night, Drew Brees threw 25 complete passes. Though the stat line says he threw 33 passes total, these were only dillusions that non-Saints fans aren’t prepared to handle and only appear to be passes. Noncoincidentally, 25 cancer patients at the game last night were cured of their illness. Katrina was just a pass that Drew Brees threw out into the ocean during a cruise for a fan to see his perfect throwing motion. Brees knew that this would occur, but also knew the city would be rebuilt better and more to his liking.

If you’re interested in hearing more about Drew Brees, simply type any word into our search engine! We’ve recoded our software for maximum efficiency for all the influx of Drew Brees searches. Have a Saints Day!

Sincerely Saints,

Google (SAINTS)

9 Drew Brees Way, Suite 9

New Orleans, SAINTS 9

Phone: 1-800-NEWORLEANSSAINTS

Cell: 1-800-DREWBREESISTHEBESTNEWORLEANSSAINTANDFOOTBALLPLAYERFORTHATMATTERPERIOD

Fax: 9